America is the present, Japan is the future, and Germany was never meant to be. It is a bizzare off-shoot of our time-line enduring in its senselessness through animal discipline born of rigid fear.
The American conceives the toilet as any normal person would: water in a hole, and a flush-mechanism.
The German adds a special shelf to stare into his own leavings. Here is a helpful illustration.
The Japanese guy thinks the problem a bit further, and comes up with this: you sit down on a pre-heated seat. The toilet serenades you if you so desire, and it also gently sprays your anus with 38-degree water; the remote control (yes!) offers three spray options along with "dry". Then the lid closes slowly while giving off smell-retardant. Let the Toto spokes-people walk you through it.
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