Dear all,
allow me to contibute (and to bring to an end in the same time) the breathtakin' discussion about the Santasorigins.
The thing is simple: originally our dearest Santa wasnt named Santa-Claus BUT Santa Claws...
As u can easilly understand he was also an XMAN who was found by this bals Xavier guy, leader of the Xmen-clan. Our dear Santa as an xman that he was he had also really big CLAWS. But he wasnt the only. As we all know theres another gay in this group that doesnt cut his nails so oft: the macho-but with feelings-Hero Mr. Wolverine. Because both of the were desperred egoists they fought in order to see which of them had the sharpest and deadliest CLAWS. (In order to proove ma statement i attache a photo of the fight taken by the documentary : "From Santa Claws to Santa Claus: another hidden american story", filmed from Orson Wells in 1967. http://images.google.de/imgres?imgurl=http://www.tentonstudios.com/dump/brown/WolverineVsSanta.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tentonstudios.com/forum/index.php%3Ftopic%3D2621.msg36047&h=312&w=400&sz=54&hl=de&start=3&tbnid=gW_yJQS-ddIBJM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsanta%2B%2Bwolverine%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Dde%26lr%3D%26sa%3DG
As you can see the wolverine won (if not torn up Tha Santa) and our dear Santa left his Claws, his XMEN-clan and his Superhero hero career. In an word he left everythin except his ridiculious super-hero-super-red outfit and decided to take his rent and travellin around the world makin the postman.
With Best Regards,
A. Kaltzis
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Errata:
in the place of "gay" pliz read "guy". We have no indiktions concernin the sexuall behavior of Santa. (Although it would made perfekt sense if he would prefer children unter 5...)
Someone seems to have misled you about this holiday; but what can I expect of a person who opens his presents under a wooden boat on Christmas morning? However, you as a Greek must know the difference between pederasty and homosexuality. Santa Claus is clearly a pederast; whereas Wolverine is merely homosexual.
and the real adress of the photo:http://www.tentonstudios.com/forum/index.php?topic=2621.msg36047
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